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MorkBorg’s Descent: Riotous Revelations and the Sinister Spectacle of the Den of Sin

Ever found yourself snickering in the face of danger, or debating democracy while fending off a tentacle monster? Join us as we roll the dice on a fantastical odyssey, blending the eerie with the absurd. We embark on a journey through a land crawling with the undead, where every turn in the road brings a fresh encounter with the macabre, and every battle is laced with laughter. Our group of absolute scum, a motley crew of the worst there ever was, reveal unexpected inventory surprises and wield holy water with an efficacy that borders on slapstick. From solitary zombies to a regal blob in a bog, our tale is a testament to how humor can be the best weapon against darkness.Transformations and revelations are at the heart of this quest, as bloodlines connect characters to their thirst for vengeance. Watch in awe as Polta, the sand jackal, takes on Tizer in a fight spurred by lineage and a harrowing past. The rich tapestry of our story weaves in powerful moments of triumph, chants of death, and a gateway to purgatory inadvertently swung open. The aftermath is a world teetering on the edge of horror and betrayal, as the consequences of our actions ripple through a tower of terror. A visceral fight against the gruesome and the grotesque promises to leave you questioning the true cost of power and revenge.Our escapades take a turn for the sensual and sinister as we prepare to enter the Den of Sin. Here, the ethereal meets the corporeal in a backdrop of excess and temptation. As silver and trade goods beckon, we weigh our next step with trepidation and humor, contemplating the journey ahead. Our adventurers rest, unknowingly watched by twins who dwell in this den, foreshadowing an encounter that promises to entangle us in a web of desire and danger. Tune in and follow our troupe, as we balance on the knife-edge of hilarity and horror in a world that captivates and chills to the very core.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Paws of Power: The Rise of Cat Kingdoms and Dog Dominions

Embark on an odyssey through paws of power, where sentient cats and dogs forge new societies atop the relics of human civilization. As we honor my late brother's memory, this episode of '9 Lives to Valhalla' invites listeners into a campaign filled with magic, cryptids, and the quest for a new world order. From the ambitious clan politics of the Anger Meows to the vengeful Grey Stripes, we weave together tales of power, betrayal, and the pursuit of glory.Our guests, including a tabletop rookie, breathe life into a colorful cast of feline warriors and canine strategists, each with their own riveting backstory. The cunning princess Truffle and her Anger Meows navigate a world of dwindling resources and political intrigue, while the valiant Loki and his Grey Stripes clan seek to carve their legacy on the Silk Road. As the saga unfolds, the stakes rise with each alliance formed and every battle waged, promising listeners a rich and enthralling narrative tapestry.Feel the pulse of impending war as the crescendo of our adventure leads to 'Meownarok', where I, as Fenrir, rouse the pack of nemesis in a fervent chant to reclaim the world for the descendants of humanity's best friends.  Setting the stage for a conflict that is as much about reclaiming the past as it is about securing the future. Join us in this feline-dominated epic, where the bonds of family and the hunger for honor drive us forward in this special podcast series.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Morkborg’s Descent: Eerie Paths and Enigmatic Revelations in the Quest for the Karpyl Bridge

Prepare to have your reality warped as we traverse the decaying realms of Morkborg in an episode filled with bone-chilling revelations and monstrous transformations. Our group of absolute scum, including the ever-enigmatic Tingle and just might be secretly a notorious pirate lord, encounter a sentient rooster with a thirst for knowledge that rivals their own. Twists of fate unravel family ties woven in darkness, and we stand toe-to-toe with skeletal entities whose capricious tasks send our heroes spiraling into an eerie return from beyond the veil.This is no ordinary tale as our party, bedecked in fresh limb mods and arcane tattoos, face the absurdity of cannibal village market economics and the haunting memories that lead Polta toward the enigmatic Karpyl Bridge. Hear about Reinhold's monstrous new form that shakes the group to its core and join us as we navigate through soup-like mist, choosing the path less traveled by – all while laughter mingles with looming dread. Witness personal quests intertwine with the otherworldly and discover how each character’s fate enthralls our senses and challenges their very essence.As the dice roll and the chapters of our story unfold, our group of absolute scum must decide which treacherous paths to take, splitting between Nava and Argyx for a journey fraught with potential and peril. The eerie encounter with the Undertaker sets hearts racing, while the economics of body enhancements hint at secrets yet to be revealed. Come along for a rollercoaster ride that promises not just fantastical escapades but a glimpse into the profound connections that bind our group of absolute scum to the world they're fighting to save. Don't just listen—experience the adventure as the threads of destiny weave a tapestry so immersive, you'll feel the copper beneath your fingertips and the mist upon your brow.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Morkborg’s Descent: Cursed Escapades and Lurid Laughs in a Pumpkin Patch

What do cursed notebooks, Lantern Man, and blood bonds all have in common? They're just a taste of the dark and twisted escapades you'll encounter as we re-enter the world of Morkborg. In our latest episode, our band of scoundrels picks up right where they left off—inside a pumpkin patch of all places, with their pockets full of stolen goods and their souls miraculously intact. Suspense lingers like a fog as we unravel the eerie connection between Palta and Reinhold, a revelation that leaves more questions than answers. And just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, we witness the unmasking of the Lantern Man, revealing a web of deceit spun by the enigmatic Shadow Queen herself.Ever been caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Or perhaps you've shared a feast with pigs? Join us for a rollercoaster of laughter and the absurd as we recount Eggsy's hilarious thievery and the group's chaotic dynamics, marked by the absence of our 'fancy pants' compatriot. From moments of kinship sealed with blood to the eye-watering hilarity of royal grooming rituals gone awry, this episode injects humor into the bleakest corners of Morkborg. So tighten your grip on your sword (or snack of choice) and prepare for an adventure that proves camaraderie and mischief are the true spoils of battle in this treacherous realm.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Morkborg’s Descent: Fortune’s Favor and Fateful Encounters Amidst the Dying Lands

Ever had one of those days when everything seemed to go your way? Well, that's exactly what happened to Eric in our latest escapade as we navigated through frostbitten paths and crumbled roads, with fate gracing us with a lucky roll of 16. Let's just say, even Reinhold's famed 'shitlist' couldn't dampen the spirits of our merry band. We tackled the primal challenge of dwindling rations head-on, splitting ranks to hunt and forage in the wild aftermath of a battlefield. As we recount the tension of silent encounters with feral horses and the warmth of camaraderie, you'll find yourself caught up in the raw thrill of survival that leaves us toggling between feasting and famine.Have you ever felt the weight of a decision as if it might hold the power to alter your very soul? Eggerton felt that pressure when he bound himself to a mysterious book, only to have it unveil itself as Cathan, the prince of doom. Negotiations with the otherworldly have never been so intense, with souls and knowledge hanging in the balance. Follow along as we tangle with eerie merchant encounters, confrontations on the road, and the audacious stand against the King's soldiers. It's not just about the choices we make; it's about the cursed artifacts we dance with and the looming presence of Galganbeck city, teasing us with its secrets.The final leg of our journey is nothing short of a roller coaster through the deceptive comforts of Morkborg. Picture this: a lavish meal, the allure of a land claim, and the mysterious survival of Dr. Steen waiting to unsettle our sleep. With each member of our motley crew bringing their unique quirks to the table, we set the stage for a confrontation that promises to be as unpredictable as it is inevitable. So, buckle up, dear listeners, as we prepare to face the strange citizens of Schleshwig and unravel the untold destinies that beckon to us from the depths of our dreams.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Mork Borg Descent: Curse Comedy and Chaotic Confrontations

Ever wondered what happens when a group of characters, notorious for being the scourge of their world, grapple with curses and comedic chaos? Strap in for a wild ride through Mork Borg, where our latest episode chronicles the twisted fates of an ensemble caught in Dr. Satan's macabre machinations. From the astonishing resurrection of a cursed Undertaker to the unexpected acquisition of a cryptic black book, we promise an adventure where laughter meets the macabre, and the roll of the dice can lead to fortune or folly.This time around, our narrative arcs from the hysterical to the horrific, featuring a rollercoaster of confrontations with Biggs and Wedge of the shadow king's army, and the unraveling of a deadly mission bound by alchemical curses. Savor the tension as Eric confronts his past, Reinhold channels his fury, and Nava's cunning interrogations reveal the keys to their survival. And, in a moment of pure tabletop ecstasy, witness Eggerton's critical strike, leading to an exchange so bizarre, it cements our tale in the annals of dark comedy.As our band of antiheroes contends with supernatural powers and spectral politics, they also face the more earthly challenge of... culinary mishaps. Their Gloomberry feast goes spectacularly awry, culminating in an explosive ending that's as amusing as it is unexpected. Join us for this episode of misadventures and mayhem, where every twist is as unpredictable as the next ingredient in Eric's disastrous recipe.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Morkborg’s Descent: Savage Journeys and Sinister Omens Under the Shadow King’s Reign

Are you prepared to venture into the abyss where light is consumed by shadow? Our latest adventure, shrouded in the grim darkness of Morkborg, will have you on the edge of your seat. We journey with Reinhold Bearkin, a savage of the wilds, Navar Hemlock, an unrepentant skinwalker, Palta the survivor from the valley massacre, Eggsy a gutterborn scum with a penchant for "borrowing", Agryx the most prideful man in the dying lands and Eric the black wolf whose bark is just as bad as his bite as they navigate a world brimming with necromancy and lawlessness. Their tales, marked by the iron rule of the Shadow King and the eerie crypts of his dominion, are the mere beginning of our bone-chilling saga.As we recount our harrowing encounters, you'll feel the chill of the crypts and the dread of the Shadow King's laboratory. The roll of the dice decides our fate, as we confront the notorious Dr. Satan and the grotesque transformations forced upon our characters. The eerie sounds of jester chimes and the sinister omens of lantern man prowl in the background, driving us into the heart of darkness where every step could be our last.Our odyssey through Morkborg doesn't end with mere survival. From looting the bodies of the forsaken to the chaotic scuffles with shadowy assailants, our quest is laden with perils and dark wonders. The hunt for the elusive Gunter Buckler thrusts us into a narrative woven with intrigue and the looming threat of a bounty that could seal our doom. Our pause at the threshold of Schleschweb is but a prelude to the terrors that beckon. Join us for this extraordinary RPG experience, where every choice carves the path to our ultimate fate in the dying world of Morkborg.Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREELiquid I.V. Offer Code:
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Hasturmart: From the Brink of Extinction to Universal Evolution

Could you imagine the end of the universe as we know it? Could you fathom the idea of awakening an ancient dreamer, so powerful, its stirring could terminate existence itself? This week, we invite you to a riveting dialogue between Azathoth and Hastur that might turn your reality upside down. Their poignant exchange circles around the imminent end brought by the awakening of Azathoth. Ari, possessing a key to the next universe, battles with a harrowing choice - to leave or to perish. However, Nyarlothotep has his own cosmic ace up the sleeve. Transitioning from the looming apocalypse, we're shifting our focus to the elder gods, who are pondering over the blueprint of a fresh universe. A reality where the bond of family and unity is the cornerstone. Prepare yourself for the victorious journeys of Yog-sothoth and The Great Goat, and for the surprising career pivot of Cthulhu. As an added bonus, we'll even take you behind the scenes into Haster's evolution into a universal shopping hub. So brace yourselves, we're about to take a wild ride into the depths of ancient worlds, celestial deities, and the indomitable will to persist.Support the show